xx Bio
September 01, 2010, 05:32:02 PM by Zaphod
My name is Zaphod (Zaphod Beeblebrox), my claim to fame is.

1. I have two heads (have endless fun banging them together).
2. Was voted to worst dresser for the third time.
3. Quoted as the best bang since the big one by the triple breasted whore of of Epsilon
4. Inventor of the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster.
5. President of the Galaxy.
6. Signed the authority to destroy the little blue/green planet called Earth (Thought I was signing an autograph).

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