Oh if only!

xx Oh if only!
November 11, 2010, 08:21:09 PM by Gumby1
Oh if I only had two heads! I could chew two sticks of gum at once! Eat two chips at one time! Drink double the beers in half the time? Maybe drink out of a cold thermos at the same time as a  hot one? How the f*** do they know? I could give twice the arguing for the price of one! You know what they say? Two heads are better than? Yep ONE! Wouldnt it be nice to be able to tell someone ( like NOVA?) to kiss your a** in two different languages? At once? NICE! I am jealous! :redneck:


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xx Re: Oh if only! (Reply 1)
January 18, 2011, 08:56:35 AM by knuckle dragger
:tongue01:                      :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:


Brother, your a dude.  You do have two heads.  So, get to chewing, eating and drinking.


 :Cheesy02: :rolmfao:
xx Re: Oh if only! (Reply 2)
January 19, 2011, 06:05:41 PM by Zaphod
Not only that I can argue and insult without upsetting anyone, its great for putting myself into a sharper edge.
xx Re: Oh if only! (Reply 3)
August 12, 2012, 11:06:16 AM by Zaphod
Not only that, you can suck down on two tipples and two ni**les at the same time.  :woot:
xx Re: Oh if only! (Reply 4)
August 15, 2012, 07:08:07 PM by Gumby1
If I could print the picture that is in my mind at this moment there is a chance I would be breaking some kind of international porn law! LMAOOOOOO!
xx Re: Oh if only! (Reply 5)
August 17, 2012, 10:15:21 PM by Zaphod
Huh Hum! I can say I never tried the first suggestion until I read it here.
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