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Offline Zaphod

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The Gargleblaster
« on: October 31, 2010, 10:44:44 PM »
The "Panglactic Gargle Blaster" is a volatile green liquid and is best served well chilled.
When you drink one, its like having your brains smashed out with a slice of Lemon, wrapped around a house brick.

As always one should always drink wisely.
Never drink more than 3 Pan Galactic Gargleblaster's in any one week unless you are a 30 Tonne mega Elephant with Bronchial Pneumonia.

There are many agencies and organisations to help you rehabilitate and get you back into society once again.
The use of your legs generally returns after 14 days or so.



Recipe For Pan Galactic Gargleblaster.




Prepare in a well ventilated room.

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract (redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones).
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink. But very carefully.

Caution!
Becomes explosive when temperature exceeds 38ºC
« Last Edit: February 07, 2020, 11:01:21 PM by Zaphod »
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The Gargleblaster
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 09:30:17 PM »
 Hi general sir !

 I will try that !

 I like to live "on the edge" ! !  B-)

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Re: The Gargleblaster
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2010, 06:25:03 PM »
Don't do it! That thing made Uranus hurt for a full rotation! :redneck:
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2010, 07:50:18 PM »
 Hi, Gumby & all.

Don't do it! That thing made Uranus hurt for a full rotation!
Ha ha HAAAAAAAAA !

Speaking of our Uranus. . . see our extraordinary Saturn there:

CASSINI_SATURN :
https://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/index.cfm

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